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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
Why am I not at all phased by this
I’ve been training my whole life for this. Lock and Load mother fuckers! ZOMBIES ARE HERE!
Sir….you got a little something …. sir, its just right…. right there.
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(via imgTumble)OMG
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same. LOL
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one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
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how ironic
You fucking said it..
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